Living life is about making steps. We possibly find certain stairs which are broken. Each second has its own story. Let's share them. Be inspired. Be happy.. no matter what..
Dodi itu...
selalu suka cerita (yang tampil dalam bentuk film, buku, artikel, posting blog, lirik, atau harmonisasi nada) yang ringan tapi berisi, santai tapi mengesankan, pop tapi penuh makna, subyektif tapi menginspirasi, dan penuh dengan muatan kekinian
Setelah beberapa varians seperti banci taman lawang, banci lapangan banteng, banci jorok, banci matre, banci korup, banci parlemen, banci pilkada, banci mutilasi, banci tampil, banci kamera, dan banci foto, yang telah lama released, saatnya memperkenalkan varians banci yang paling baru…. BANCI KLAKSON!!
Anda bisa temui dan dapatkan di persimpangan lampu merah manapun di Jakarta, utamanya pada saat 5 detik sebelum lampu hijau menyala. Mereka ini adalah orang-orang yang gemar cari perhatian dengan cara bawel, rewel dan kurang penting. Kenapa begitu? Karena 5 detik sebelum lampu hijau menyala adalah sama dengan masih lampu merah. Tapi klakson bertubi-tubi sudah mulai dibunyikan, seolah-olah lampu sudah hijau dan orang di depannya menderita buta warna. Terburu-buru? Kebelet mungkin? Kelihatannya ada cara yang lebih elegan daripada jadi bawel.
Begitulah…. banci tetap banci. Gak bisa ditatar. Gak mau dibilang banci. Tapi tetap banci.
Perhatikan semua varians banci yang yang sudah released, dan dapatkan golongan yang sesuai dengan anda. Saya percaya hanya 1 dari 1000 yang tidak bisa memilih yang paling sesuai dengan dirinya. Itupun karena terlalu sombong, terlalu merasa benar, terlalu sering menuding orang atau terlalu hedon. Tapi tetap banci….
Selamat jadi banci…. Tapi jangan terlalu angkuh untuk mengakuinya.
In terms of liking to visit malls, mind travelling and the fact that it happened to me of working in malls, I spare my time to make some comparison among them. Malls I used to visit and also those I was working in. It came up to me a picture that they are such houses, homes or neighbourhood I have experienced.
For instance, Taman Anggrek is just too much. It is quite well-maintained and no freezed escalator, but let’s just be honest that it’s too big. In fact, you could get lost in it. Or as if you lose your car because you just practically forget the exact place where you park your car. You need to visit the place regularly to get it familiar. Oh, Gosh! Nice house, fancy one, clean, neat and tidy. But I don’t wanna get lost in my own home.
Mal Kelapa Gading. Aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh! It’s like spending a very long distance to have fun, but it’s not worthy. And do not talk about working there. Either it’s the MKG 1, 2, 3 or 5, it’s gonna be the same to me. I HATE IT! Let’s go there, have some fun, but end it with a deep pray that hopefully we’re gonna be blessed with other better options all the time. In other words, no need to go there. Yes it’s big, but oddly integrated, and suck parking lot for motorbike.
Grand Indonesia is just greatly huge. But….. empty? And tiring for only to visit the gramedia sections. Another one will put me in lost… in mall. Let’s say it together with me…… LEBAY! Yai yai yai. But no heart feeling on this. I still endorse it anyway.. hihihi
Pacific Place is big enough, well unique. Remember Kidzania! But no McD, no KFC, no Hokben, no Pizza Hut. They obviously want to make it a glamorous one. But… the security guard at the loading dock, officers at the front gate of loading and the cleaning service is just not full of smily teeth, and even act like a criminal cat whose hobby is asking you for money, cigarettes, coffee or nasi kuning. I can’t believe that the management is employing premans. Not even forget mentioning the parking lot for bike that is seadanya, hardly rocky, smelly and JAUH! Anyway, it’s my new home, and I’m trying and focusing in having it just fine. God bless me..
And the winner is….. Plaza Senayan. It’s just great enough in any kind. The size, the occational decorations, the staff, the management, the parking lot, the canteen, the foodcourt. Everything that impress me is all here. Get noted that I keep my golden memories here also. I put the concept in my mind in having a residence just like this. Enough space for important things, clean, neat, tidy, not really crowdy, and brightly being open and warm. How adoreable. God… give me a chance for it… pleaaaase!
Plaza Senayan is the best, but Plaza Semanggi is the most friendly ever. You can have the cheap as well as the costly satisfying. Don’t forget the roof top. Dine in the sky. Easily accessed. But should be puter2 when you go there by motorbike. Oddly no KFC! But yeah… I forgive you, Pelangi. I love you too.
How about you?
ps : sorry for being unessential. It’s my last name, I guess…
